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About This Game SummaryIn the far future, humans explore and colonise space using ridiculously deadly, moon-sized trains - 'Astro Locomotives'. They're operated by enormous, competing railroad companies and train vs. train combat is (expensively) common.Take control of a mistreated mechanic and a swashbuckling pilot as you try to save Gilbert Station from destruction at the hands of an alien death fleet!FeaturesClassic 1990s adventure gameplay! Inspired by genre classics such as Space Quest, Monkey Island and Day of the Tentacle.Trains. In space. That's worth the entry price, right there.The funniest writing in an adventure game this side of the millenium. That might be a positive or a negative, depending on how much you enjoy laughing until you dribble.Two playable characters for the price of one.Fully voiced! You'll also be able to turn the voice-over off, since we know some of you like to do that. Just know that every time someone ticks that particular box in the game settings, we'll kill one of our voice actors.Fully soundtracked! You won't be able to turn the music off. In fact, the volume slider starts at 100% and it only goes up from there.The 'unique' graphical style of subAtomic and Plan M!Interesting puzzles and minigames! We know a lot of you adventure gamers out there like to actually have some challenge in your games. For everyone else, just curl up tight, hold down your Escape key, and hope it ends soon.20 in-game achievements to be unlocked, if you have nothing better to do.An entirely reasonable retail price! 7aa9394dea Title: Astroloco: Worst ContactGenre: Adventure, IndieDeveloper:Hungry Planet GamesPublisher:Hungry Planet GamesRelease Date: 11 Mar, 2016 Astroloco: Worst Contact Crack File Download astroloco worst contact Witty British point-and-click misadventure featuring space mechanics, space pirates, space trains and space train drivers.What more could you want?. Genuine British humour! I laughed more with this $5 game than with many $50+ standup comics...Aproximate quotes:- ATTENTION PLANET, PREPARE FOR PENETRATION! [Female pilot goofing arround on loudspeaker, toward what she believes to be an uninhabited planet][Planet gets poundered. Turns out planet was inhabited. Hostile reply from the planet population, who refer to the ship as a "Death Machine".]- Our first impression could have been better. [Onboard computer pointing out the obvious on a unemotional voice.]- You should consider taking those diplomacy classes ma'am. [Onboard computer, later on.] - Don't you think it's unsafe to store missiles in a living complex? [Engineer]- Nope! [CEO]- What are you cooking? ... Seriously, smells like something died in there. [Engineer to the Chef]- Come on! I have to clean the bathroom after people get to eat your food! [Engineer to the Chef]. It's a short and silly adventure game. The trailer is a good representation really. It's story-heavy and the puzzles aren't particularly taxing although I did get stuck at one point because an obstacle wasn't really an obstacle. Its main goal seems to be humour, and it made me laugh a lot so it's done its job! There's even a joke in the options screen that made me chuckle.It looks like a programmer has drawn it in MS Paint. Mostly that's fine, it's a comedy game after all, but the characters do look a bit out of place being so pixelly. The voiceovers are fine I think, though I'm not picky.Took me about 3 hours to play through - there are achievements you could aim for, but I'm not really interested in replaying to get them. I enjoyed playing it once, but a second time wouldn't really add anything.. It says it's a game. What I played was an 8 bit movie that pretends to be a game. If I wanted to sit and watch something, I'd go and just turn on the tv. Games aren't the place for this sort of thing.. Good games to kill 3 hours.. It says it's a game. What I played was an 8 bit movie that pretends to be a game. If I wanted to sit and watch something, I'd go and just turn on the tv. Games aren't the place for this sort of thing.. Witty British point-and-click misadventure featuring space mechanics, space pirates, space trains and space train drivers.What more could you want?